Joel Is Not Cool

Reasons Why Joel Isn't cool.

If you were wondering, here is a list of reasons why Joel isn't or will never be cool. Joel was born with a rare advance deficiency of "coolness". When I say deficiency, I mean a complete lack of coolness. So by definition, everyone is born with a higher quantity of coolness as opposed to Joel, whom of which has a number of "-21" (OLOLOLOLO) on the scale o' swag. "Swag" is the unit of measurement for coolness, otherwise known as "Kewl".
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Fanfictions

Derogative fanfictions about Joel Kinnaman live here. No non-insulting fanfictions allowed.

For any of you that takes this seriously.

This is a work of fiction. Names, characters, places and incidents either are products of the author’s imagination or are used fictitiously. Any resemblance to actual people are coincidental. This is a joke amongst friends, if you take this seriously it's your own fault. This is just a little joke that will most likely die out in a few days because I don't really care anymore. If you take this seriously, you have little sense of humour. This is not to offend or attack anyone in anyway. If anything, it's more of a forum/test that I made for myself. For those that then start to use it as a way to bully, harass or offend in anyway are those who should be complained to - not myself. So have a nice Thursday evening and go away (if you look closely we have 2 members.) P.S. Notice how this is never directed at anyone? Also notice how I don't care? This could be about Joel Kinnaman.